Tuesday, 26 January 2010
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Men, Here's How to Curve The Urge to Masturbate
Men, imagine the one day, out of nowhere, that your penis rises like a loaf of bread in the oven. You don't know how it gothard and/or why it has to come at this time. You just know that right now, you are turning ridiculously horny.
The thing is right now, you don't really feel like jacking off or having sex. You probably already did a couple of hours ago. Right now, you just want the feeling to be gone, and are searching for anything to get rid of it, other than jerking off. What was supposed to be a feeling of pleasure is turning into a major nuisance at this point.
Well, never fear, guys. Because there is a quicker, and arguably less scarring way to get rid of your hard-on, and that is by...Hold on. I'll be right back.
(6 minutes later)
(sits down) Sorry. ...going to the bathroom! And yeah, I washed my hands.
I had moments where I was horny, but simply didn't want to take care of it. My sexual hunger was irritating as it is. After trying this many times, what I found is that if you are ever feeling inexplicably horny, you have the choices of either going ahead and jacking off OR you can just wait it out, go to the bathroom and wizz the pain away. It doesn't even matter if you think you have to go at the time.
This "healing act" has little to do with the gross-out factor of pee, but more to do with your focus on what you are currently doing or what you are thinking about. Just wait it out, go, and before you know it, your sudden sexual hunger was gone, and your penis deflates back to normal.
If women are reading this, and have an idea of how to take care of feeling horny without masturbating, don't be afraid to share.
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Comments (31)
That is too awesome =)
Hah, good advice. I'll have to ask my boyfriend if that works for him :P.
LOL, go honey! That is awesome! *high five*
You learn something new everyday
@morbidcoronerchick - (high five)
Lol now what about for females. What are we supposed to do?
Wow...this is awesome.
what could have been cum is later broken down and turned to pee.
What? You're yanking me (no pun intended), right? Any scientific data to back that up?
I wonder if that is why I have to pee so bad when I first wake up in the morning
@SimplyNita - Well, I'm not a female. You tell me. How do you stop from being horny?
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I just know that he way I can bypass being horny is to go and pee. After that, I'm not really horny anymore. And I tested this many, many times.
@SerenaDante - Nita wants to know what can females do to curve being horny. Do you have the answer to that one? Or do you want to test that one out?
This is totally true.
I personally say it works for girls, too, just from my own experience.
@SimplyNita - @mynameisblueskye - Hmm... maybe this pee routine will actually work for women too? And also, I usually just go get something to eat instead, if I don't want to masturbate. I know that's REALLY weird, but it works! Haha. Otherwise, I don't know... I guess that's something I should do a bit of research on =D
LOL nice!
ah fuck it, i'll jack off.
Another cure I found to not jerk off is to write, "Say hi to mom." on your jerking hand.
My boyfriend already knows this :P
Well, see now horniness is more than just a pure hard on. A hard on is a physical response to some sort of stimulation. Men wake up hard because they have to pee, urine stores in the urthera hence an erection, we aren't always horny when waking up. I get horny and don't actually reach the erection period. It's a physical sensation that seems to strike my actual head and increase my heart rate. It doesn't always have to do with a hard on. Also I have had to pee, quit often, right before sex, I go pee, come back, do something to get the girl going even more and BAM sex! Sorry, this doesn't seem to be fully applicable.
@Destined_to_Game - But at least you answered @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength's question in a way.
This is one of the few instances where I like being female. Nothing suddenly pops up when you're turned on.
This is perhaps the strangest post I've ever read.
@Destined_to_Game - Actually men wake up with an erection because of the switch between Parasympathetic and Sympathetic nervous systems controlled by the hypothalamus, not urine buildup.
@NoReasonToGoOn88 - I see now, well I do know its cause I am not horny.
@Destined_to_Game - haha I'm a bio major. couldn't help but add my 2 cents :]
@NoReasonToGoOn88 - I have a psychology BA, so I tend to the same thing myself. So I totally get you =D